Madagascar (2005) 一些英文对白等(转载)

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　　剧情简介
　　
　　At New York's Central Park Zoo, a lion (Stiller), a zebra (Rock), a giraffe (Schwimmer), and a hippo (Smith) are best friends and stars of the show. But when one of the animals goes missing from their cage, the other three break free to look for him, only to find themselves reunited ... on a ship en route to Africa. When their vessel is hijacked, however, the friends, who have all been raised in captivity, learn first-hand what life can be like in the wild.
　　
　　
　　
　　你可以去射手网下载《马达加斯加 Madagascar 》的字幕
　　然后把文件用记事本打开，就可以看见所有的中英文台词了
　　而且中文英文是同步的
　　
　　
　　
　　精彩对白 http://www.dbmov.com/Movie/119855/Quotes/
　　
　　
　　1. Alex the Lion:Well, I say we just ask these bozos where the people are.
　　Julian:[from the ground underneath Alex"> Excuse me. We bozos have the people of course!
　　Melman the Giraffe:Hey, the bozos have the people.
　　Alex the Lion:Oh, well, great. Good. Phew!
　　Julian:They're up there.
　　[points up at skeleton dangling from tree, wearing a parachute harness">
　　Julian:Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch, though.
　　2. Gloria the Hippo:Go talk to him.
　　Alex the Lion:But I gave him a snow globe! I can't beat that!
　　
　　3. Melman the Giraffe:[Melman presents Marty with a gift-wrapped thermometer">
　　Marty the Zebra:Ah, this is great! Thanks!
　　[he puts it in his mouth and poses">
　　Melman the Giraffe:I really wanted to give you a personal present. Do you know that was my first rectal thermometer?
　　Marty the Zebra:[Marty spits it out and retches">
　　
　　4. Melman the Giraffe:Hey, Alex. Psst, Alex. Alex.
　　Alex the Lion:What is it, Melman?
　　Melman the Giraffe:OK, you know how I have to get up every two hours because of my bladder infection and go for a wee? Well, this time I was walking past Marty's pen, and usually I dont look in it, but this time I was walkin' past, and I?
　　Alex the Lion:What, Melman? What is it?
　　Melman the Giraffe:It's Marty... He's gone!
　　Melman the Giraffe:[looks at hole in ground the penguins have dug"> How long has he been working on this?
　　[shouts gently down hole">
　　Melman the Giraffe:Marty. Marty!
　　
　　5. Julian:Does anybody else have the heebee-jeebees?
　　
　　6. Julian:All we have to do is wait until they are in a deep sleep...
　　[10-second pause">
　　Julian:[shouts"> How long is this going to take?
　　
　　7. Melman the Giraffe:I've divided my will into three equal parts.
　　[wave washes against the shore, destroying 1/3 of the will">
　　Melman the Giraffe:Oh, sorry Alex.
　　
　　8. [Maurice just told Marty that he was steak">
　　Marty the Zebra:Oh, c'mon! Do I look like a steak to you?
　　Alex the Lion:Yeah!
　　Marty the Zebra:See I told you I don't look like no... what?
　　
　　9. Julian:[Mort grabs Julian's foot"> What did I tell you about the feet! Maurice didn't I tell him about the feet!
　　Maurice:He did tell you about the feet.
　　Mort the Mouse Lemur:[cutely"> He he!
　　
　　10. Alex the Lion:I'm gonna kill you, Marty!
　　Marty the Zebra:Take it easy! Take it easy!
　　Alex the Lion:And strangle you!
　　Marty the Zebra:Calm down!
　　Alex the Lion:Then I'm gonna bury you, then dig you up and clone you, and kill all your clones!
　　Marty the Zebra:20-second time-out!
　　Alex the Lion:And then I'm never talking to you again!
　　
　　11. [Marty the Zebra and Alex the Lion running towards each other on the beach in slow motion with arms outstretched and Chariots of Fire music">
　　Alex the Lion:Marty!
　　Marty the Zebra:Alex!
　　Alex the Lion:Marty!
　　Marty the Zebra:Alex!
　　Alex the Lion:Marty!
　　Marty the Zebra:Alex!
　　Alex the Lion:[angrily"> Marty!
　　Marty the Zebra:[afraid"> Alex?
　　Alex the Lion:[real-time"> Marty!
　　Marty the Zebra:Oh, Sugar Honey Ice Tea!
　　
　　12. Julian:Who'd like a cookie?
　　
　　13. Julian:Can you not see you have insulted the freak?
　　
　　14. Skipper the Penguin:We've been ratted out, boys.
　　
　　15. Marty the Zebra:[doing armpit farts"> Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet.
　　
　　16. Marty the Zebra:You're biting my butt!
　　Alex the Lion:[with Marty's butt in his mouth"> No, I'm not.
　　
　　17. Alex the Lion:[to Marty"> You know your black and white stripes? They cancel each other out!
　　
　　18. Julian:[to Mort"> Oh, shut up, you're so annoying!
　　
　　19. Maurice:What if Mr. Alex is even worse then the Foosa? I'm tellin' you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies!
　　Julian:Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Alex? No? Good. So shut up.
　　
　　20. Alex the Lion:Oh, great! San Diego. That means I have to compete with Shamu and his smug little grin. I can't top that! Can't top it!
　　
　　21. Alex the Lion:Shut up Spalding!
　　
　　22. Maurice:Where are you giants from?
　　Alex the Lion:We're from New York.
　　Julian:All hail the New York Giants!
　　
　　23. Gloria the Hippo:Don't make me come up there, I'll get the whuppin' on both of y'all.
　　
　　24. Gloria the Hippo:Come on, we are New Yorkers, right?
　　Marty the Zebra:Yeah.
　　Gloria the Hippo:We're tough! We're gritty!
　　Marty the Zebra:Yeah!
　　Gloria the Hippo:We're adaptable!
　　Melman the Giraffe:Yeah!
　　Gloria the Hippo:And we are not gonna lay down like a bunch of Melmans!
　　Melman the Giraffe:No, we're not!
　　
　　25. Alex the Lion:[exhausted from running and calling all night"> Marty, Melman, Gloria. Gloria, Melman, Marty. Marty, Gelman, Gloria, Marty, Melman, Morty, Morty, Gelman, Regis, Kelly. Matt, Katie, Al.
　　
　　26. Maurice:[flatly"> Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, et cetera, et cetera, hooray, everybody.
　　
　　27. Marty the Zebra:This place is crackalacking. Oh, I could hang here. I could hang here.
　　
　　28. Gloria the Hippo:What kind of zoo is this?
　　Melman the Giraffe:I just saw twenty-six blatant health code violations.
　　Marty the Zebra:I'm loving San Diego. This place is off the chizain.
　　Melman the Giraffe:Twenty-seven.
　　
　　29. Melman the Giraffe:Hey! Hey, you guys! That room has some nifty little sinks we can wash up in, and look!
　　[Takes urinal cake out of mouth">
　　Melman the Giraffe:Free mints!
　　
　　30. Julian:We thank you with enormous gratitude for chasing away the foosa.
　　Gloria the Hippo:The who-sa?
　　Julian:The foosa. They are always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off.
　　
　　31. Marty the Zebra:[about King Julian"> He's got style.
　　Alex the Lion:What is he, like, king of the guinea pigs?
　　Melman the Giraffe:I think it's a squirrel.
　　Julian:Welcome, giant pansies. Please feel free to bask in my glow.
　　Alex the Lion:Definitely a squirrel.
　　Melman the Giraffe:Yep, a squirrel.
　　
　　32. Gloria the Hippo:It's not people, it's animals.
　　Melman the Giraffe:California animals. Dude.
　　Marty the Zebra:This is like a Puffy party.
　　
　　33. Melman the Giraffe:San Diego.
　　Gloria the Hippo:San Diego?
　　Melman the Giraffe:White, sandy beaches; cleverly simulated natural environment; wide-open enclosures. I'm telling you, this could be the San Diego Zoo. Complete with fake rocks.
　　[Taps on a rock">
　　Melman the Giraffe:Wow, that looks real.
　　
　　34. Skipper the Penguin:Status.
　　Private the Penguin:[Walking on computer keyboard"> It's no good, Skipper. I don't know the codes.
　　Skipper the Penguin:[Slapping Private"> Don't give me excuses, give me results!
　　
　　35. Alex the Lion:Come on! Melman, Melman, Melman! Melman, Melman, Melman! Wake up! Rise and shine! It's another fabulous day in the Big Apple. Let's go.
　　Melman the Giraffe:Not for me. I'm calling in sick.
　　Alex the Lion:What?
　　Melman the Giraffe:I found a bro... another brown spot on my shoulder, right here. See? Right th... right there. You see?
　　Alex the Lion:Melman, you know it's all in your head. Hm?
　　
　　36. Marty the Zebra:Did you ever think that there might be more to live than steak, Alex?
　　Alex the Lion:[to his steak"> He didn't mean that, baby. No, no, no.
　　
　　37. Skipper the Penguin:Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend?
　　[Marty nods head">
　　Skipper the Penguin:Do you ever see any penguins running free around New York City?
　　[Marty shakes head">
　　Skipper the Penguin:Of course not. We don't belong here. It's just not natural. This is all some kind of whacked-out conspiracy. We're going to the wide-open spaces of Antartica. To the wild.
　　
　　38. Julian:[He begins waving to the zoo animals on the boat"> Maurice, my arm is tired, wave it for me
　　[Maurice begins waving Julian's arm">
　　Julian:Faster!
　　
　　39. Skipper the Penguin:Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. Kowalski, progress report.
　　Kowalski the Penguin:[In a hole"> We're only 500 feet from the main sewer line.
　　Skipper the Penguin:And the bad news?
　　Kowalski the Penguin:[laying a broken plastic spoon at Skipper's feet"> We've broken our last shovel.
　　Skipper the Penguin:Right. Rico, you're on litter patrol. We need shovels, and find more Popsicle sticks. We don't want to risk another cave-in.
　　Private the Penguin:And me, Skipper?
　　Skipper the Penguin:I want you to act cute and cuddly, Private. Today we're gonna blow this dump.
　　
　　40. Skipper the Penguin:Remember, cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly.
　　
　　41. [repeated line">
　　Alex the Lion:Who's the cat?
　　
　　42. Julian:What is a bite on the butt amongst friends?
　　[shakes his tail at Maurice">
　　Julian:Here, give me a nibble.
　　
　　43. [Marty the Zebra and Alex the Lion running towards each other on the beach in slow motion with arms outstretched">
　　Marty the Zebra:Alex!
　　Alex the Lion:Marty!
　　Marty the Zebra:Alex!
　　Alex the Lion:Marty!
　　Marty the Zebra:Alex!
　　Alex the Lion:[angrily"> Marty!
　　Marty the Zebra:[afraid"> Alex?
　　Alex the Lion:[real-time"> Marty!
　　Marty the Zebra:Ah! Alex!
　　
　　44. Mort the Mouse Lemur:I'm steak! Me me me me me me me me!
　　
　　45. Alex the Lion:Whoa! Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket. You mean like, uh, the "live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf" type wild?
　　Julian:Who wipes?
　　Gloria the Hippo:Oy vey.
　　Julian:Oy vey!
　　Maurice:Oy vey, everybody!
　　
　　46. Julian:Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...
　　
　　47. Julian:[singing"> I like to move it, move it / She like to move it, move it / He like to move it, move it / You like to... *move it*!
　　
　　48. Gloria the Hippo:Where are the people?
　　Skipper the Penguin:We killed them and ate their livers.
　　[pause">
　　Skipper the Penguin:Gotcha there, didn't I?
　　
　　49. [holding up book titled, "To Serve Lemurs"">
　　Random Lemur:It's a cookbook!
　　
　　50. Kowalski the Penguin:[the penguins are in Antarctica and there is just a lot of wind and a big mound of snow"> Well, this sucks!
　　
　　51. Julian:They're just a bunch of pansies.
　　Maurice:I don't know. There's still something about that one with the crazy hairdo that I find suspicious.
　　Julian:Nonsense, Maurice. Come on, everybody! Let's go and meet the pansies!
　　
　　52. Mason the Chimpanzee:[Mason and Phil are surrounded by police"> If you have any poo, fling it now.
　　
　　53. Mason the Chimpanzee:[Mason and Phil have just escaped"> I hear Tom Wolfe's speaking at Lincoln Center.
　　Mason the Chimpanzee:[Phil signs frantically"> Well, of course we're going to throw poo at him!
　　
　　54. Skipper the Penguin:You, quadruped. Sprechen Sie Englisch?
　　Marty the Zebra:I sprechen.
　　Skipper the Penguin:What continent is this?
　　Marty the Zebra:Manhattan.
　　Skipper the Penguin:Hoover Dam! We're still in New York! Abort! Dive! Dive! Dive!
　　
　　55. Melman the Giraffe:[shouts"> Ahhhhh! Nature! It's all over me! Get it off!
　　
　　56. Skipper the Penguin:You didn't see anything!
　　
　　57. Marty the Zebra:You the cat.
　　Alex the Lion:Who's the cat?
　　Marty the Zebra:You the cat.
　　Alex the Lion:Who's the cat?
　　Marty the Zebra:You the cat.
　　Alex the Lion:Who's the cat?
　　Marty the Zebra:You the cat.
　　Alex the Lion:Who's the cat?
　　Marty the Zebra:You the cat.
　　Alex the Lion:Who's the cat?
　　
　　58. Julian:Welcome to Madagascar.
　　Marty the Zebra:Mada-who-ah?
　　Julian:No. Not who-ah. As-car.
　　
　　59. Melman the Giraffe:It's getting late. I guess I'm gonna...
　　[starts snoring">
　　
　　60. Alex the Lion:[shouts"> You maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to heck!
　　Melman the Giraffe:Can we go to the fun side now?
　　
　　61. Alex the Lion:Giraffe! Corner pocket!
　　
　　62. Alex the Lion:You bit the hand, Marty! You bit the hand!
　　
　　63. Gloria the Hippo:Melman! Are you okay?
　　Melman the Giraffe:Yeah. I often doze off while I'm getting an MRI.
　　Alex the Lion:Melman, you're not getting an MRI.
　　Melman the Giraffe:CAT scan?
　　Alex the Lion:No! No CAT scan! It's a transfer! It's a zoo transfer!
　　Melman the Giraffe:Zoo transfer? Oh, no. No, no. I can't be transferred. I have an appointment with Dr. Goldberg at five. There are prescriptions that have to be filled! No other zoo can afford my medical care! And I am not going HMO!
　　Marty the Zebra:Take it easy, Melman. We are gonna be o-kizzay.
　　Alex the Lion:No, we're not gonna be o-kizzay! Because of you, we're ruined!
　　
　　64. Marty the Zebra:[whispering"> It's the man!
　　
　　65. Alex the Lion:Lady! What is wrong with you? Get a grip on yourself!
　　
　　66. Alex the Lion:[talking in his sleep"> Come on now, baby. My little filet. My little filet mignon with a little fat around the edges. I like that. I like a little fat on my steak. My sweet, juicy steak. You are a rare delicacy.
　　
　　67. [singing">
　　Alex the Lion:Happy...
　　Gloria the Hippo:Birth...
　　Melman the Giraffe:Day...
　　Alex the Lion:To...
　　Gloria the Hippo:You...
　　Alex the Lion:You...
　　Melman the Giraffe:Live...
　　Gloria the Hippo:In...
　　Alex the Lion:A zoo...
　　Gloria the Hippo:You...
　　Melman the Giraffe:Look...
　　Alex the Lion:Like a monkey...
　　Melman the Giraffe:And...
　　Alex the Lion:You smell...
　　Gloria the Hippo:Like...
　　[all together">
　　Alex the Lion, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo:One too!
　　
　　68. Marty the Zebra:Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. If a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.
　　
　　69. Alex the Lion:I feel like a mile-high, pastrami on rye, on the fly from the deli in the sky!
　　
　　70. Random Lemur:I like them!
　　Mort the Mouse Lemur:I like them, I like them! I liked them first! Before I even met them I liked them! As soon as I met them I liked them right away! You hate them compared to how much I like them!
　　Julian:Oh shut up, you're so annoying!
　　
　　71. Julian:Shame on you, Maurice. Can you not see that you have insulted the freak?
　　
　　72. Julian:After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home. And to make you feel good, I'm going to give you this lovely parting gift.
　　[presents Alex with his crown">
　　Alex the Lion:No, I couldn't. Really, I can't take your crown.
　　Julian:Oh, that's OK. I've got a bigger crown. It's got a gecko on it. Look at him shake! Go, Stevie, go!
　　
　　73. Melman the Giraffe:They are kind of cute from a reasonable distance.
　　
　　74. Mort the Mouse Lemur:They are savages! Tonight we die.
　　Julian:The feet! I told you about - I told you to - I told you - didn't I tell him about the feet?
　　Maurice:He did tell you about the feet.
　　Mort the Mouse Lemur:[cutely"> E-he.
　　
　　75. Mort the Mouse Lemur:King Julian! What are they?
　　[shouts">
　　Mort the Mouse Lemur:What are they?
　　Julian:They are... aliens! Savage aliens! From the savage future!
　　Maurice:They've come to kill us! And take our women! And our precious metals!
　　Mort the Mouse Lemur:[begins weeping">
　　Julian:Get up Mort! Do not be near the King's feet, okay!
　　
　　76. Skipper the Penguin:Well, boys, our monochromatic friend's in danger. Looks like we have a job to do.
　　[directing Private">
　　Skipper the Penguin:Captain's Log: Embarking into hostile environment. Kawolski! We'll need to win the hearts and the minds of the natives. Rico! We'll need special tactical equipment. We're gonna face extreme peril. Private probably won't survive.
　　[Private's crayon tip breaks off and he looks up in shock">
　　
　　77. Gloria the Hippo:Aww, you poor little baby, did that big mean lion scare you?
　　Mort the Mouse Lemur:Mm-hmm.
　　Gloria the Hippo:He did? He's a big fat old puddy-tat, isn't he?
　　Mort the Mouse Lemur:[gurgling and lifting arms up to be picked up">
　　Gloria the Hippo:Come on, mama hold you. Awww!
　　Melman the Giraffe:They are so cute from a reasonable distance.
　　Gloria the Hippo:Look at you! Aren't you the sweetest thing... aww I just wanna dunk him in my coffee!
　　Mort the Mouse Lemur:[giggling cutely">
　　
　　78. Gloria the Hippo:Ooh, aren't you the sweetest little thing? I'd just like to dunk you in my coffee.
　　
　　79. Alex the Lion:What does Connecticut have to offer us?
　　Melman the Giraffe:Lyme disease.
　　Alex the Lion:Thank you, Melman.
　　
　　80. Alex the Lion:Here come the people, Marty! Oh, I love the people! It's fun people fun time!
　　
　　81. Julian:Come on? time to robot!
　　[robot voice">
　　Julian:I am very clever king... tok tok tok tok... I am super genius... I am robot king of the monkey thing... compute... compute.
　　
　　82. Skipper the Penguin:Well boys, it's going to be ice-cold sushi for breakfast!
　　
　　83. Private the Penguin:Skipper. Shouldn't we tell them that the boat is out of gas?
　　Skipper the Penguin:Nah! Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
　　[all four penguins waving">
　　
　　84. Skipper the Penguin:You! Higher mammal, can you read?
　　
　　85. Marty the Zebra:I'm ten years old and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes!
　　
　　86. Skipper the Penguin:[Looking at the shipping label on their crate"> Kowalski. What does it say?
　　Kowalski the Penguin:I can't make it out, Skipper - it's an older code.
　　Skipper the Penguin:Not good enough.
　　[Looking over at Mason the Chimpanzee">
　　Skipper the Penguin:You! Higher mammal. Can you read?
　　Mason the Chimpanzee:No, but Phil can. Phil?
　　[Phil the Chimpanzee begins motioning with his hands, which Maason interprets">
　　Mason the Chimpanzee:Ship to... Kenya Wildlife Preserve... Africa.
　　Skipper the Penguin:Africa! That ain't gonna fly! Rico!
　　[Rico begins coughing and spits up a paper clip, with which he picks the lock on the crate. The penguins then escape and take over the ship">
　　
　　87. Alex the Lion:Did he just say "Grand Central Station," or "My aunt's constipation"?
　　
　　88. Skipper the Penguin:Africa? That ain't gonna fly!
　　
　　89. Private the Penguin:[landing in Antarctica"> Well. This sucks.
　　
　　90. Skipper the Penguin:[on arriving at Antarctica"> Well, this sucks!
　　
　　91. Marty the Zebra:The penguins are going, so why can't I?
　　Alex the Lion:Marty, the penguins are psychotic.