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I have decided that since last night, the word bread now means penis and the word penis now means bread. This does lead to very interesting conversations about toast
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Do you want some penis and butter?
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Originally Posted by Evil-Tuna
I have decided that since last night, the word bread now means penis and the word penis now means bread. This does lead to very interesting conversations about toast
I once thought about putting my penis in the toaster, actually.
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Originally Posted by wikiwikiwildwildwest
I once thought about putting my penis in the toaster, actually.
You cretin. I bet you've "experimented" with the vacuum cleaner too havent you...
[EDIT"> ARGH! This thread is already confusing me!
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You cretin. I bet you've "experimented" with the vacuum cleaner too havent you...
[EDIT"> ARGH! This thread is already confusing me!
It was a Dyson aswell. What a scary experience.
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I slice my penis with a huge knife
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i had a really nice thick slice of bread the other night. But felt a bit stuffed after tho
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i just whacked a huge piece of meat between two slices of bread, and had myself a sandwich. Unfortunatly i forgot the mayo
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Mmmm just had a toasted penis sandwich with chips, it was good.
The penis was a little off though, so it was quite hard, but it wasn't too bad when toasted.
Had **** loads of penis crumbs afterwards tho.
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I like French Penis =D
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I really dislike having mustard, peanut butter or chocolate spread on my penis.
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White bread with chocolate sauce spread all over it. Mmm
My dog likes it when I put peanut butter on my bread and give him some.
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nothing better than putting butter on my bread and letting it melt.
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If anyone ever cheats on me i'll cut his bread up and feed it to the birds
What would you like- a loaf or a slice??
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Jesus rose his bread above the table during his last supper and then passed it around his disciples for them all to eat it and remember him by....
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Jesus rose his bread above the table during his last supper and then passed it around his disciples for them all to eat it and remember him by....
Jesus broke the bread
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I have bread that is 6 and a half inches from base to tip, and it goes hard if left out in the open. But I know someone who has much longer bread, nearly 8 inches. The trouble is that his bread is soft and he has trouble getting it to rise... this could go on...
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lol
so .... i had penis for breakfast today
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Give us this day our daily bread, for it sustains us.
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