wacky warning labels(转载)

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Don’t clean your kids in the washing machine. Don’t dry your cell phone in the microwave. And be sure not to read the phone book while driving.
　　
　　these are not awkward translation of product warning labels by non-English speaking country, they are among the winning entries in this year’s Wacky Warning Label Contest. why? Americans are too eager to sue when something goes wrong, regardless of who’s at fault. (translation: someone are really dumb)
　　
　　the winner was a warning tag from a front-load washing machine, it reads, "DO NOT put any person in this washer."
　　
　　second place went to a warning on a personal watercraft that said, "Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level."
　　
　　there was a tie for third place between a statement on a Super Lotto (lottery) ticket that said, "Do not iron." and a warning on a cell phone that read, "Don't try to dry your phone in a macrowave oven."
　　
　　honorable mention went to a telephone directory (phone book) with the a cover statement, "Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle."
　　
　　original URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16488120/
　　
　　after thought:
　　
　　couple years ago, someone sued McDonald's for making them fat, and judge let the law suite to proceed! this still is among the biggest laugh stocks;
　　
　　turn clock back couple more years, someone filed a law suite against McDonald's for serving hot coffee without proper warning (he got hurt) and won!
　　
　　i am no coffee drinker, and i suppose Starbucks may serve some exotic ice-cold coffee which probably would costs whole McDonal's lunch menu. but HELLO, when you order coffee at McDonald's, what do you expect!