Your April fools day is coming

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　　1, her boyfriend: "my tablet fell today, the screen has a crack!"
　　Me: "can't? How serious crack?"
　　Boyfriend: "I screenshots to show you!"
　　I......
　　2, after an uncle from home, come forward to say hello: "uncle my house for dinner!"
　　He said: "eaten."
　　"Eat in drink!"
　　"No, easy to get drunk on an empty stomach......"
　　3, of the university of time, the teacher let us simulate the boss.
　　Girlfriends do simulation is milk business, the teacher let us introduce the advantage of their products.
　　Girlfriends said: "I absolutely fresh milk, I can deliver."
　　The classroom immediately went to laughter...
　　4, one roommate and his girlfriend to chat QQ yesterday, we are watching.
　　Two people are in love, a good chat with his 681683.com girlfriend suddenly say: dear, you eat me?
　　He don't understand: why?
　　Her answer: you can always be together!
　　Then my roommate said a sentence: no! Pull out?